Tomorrow is our anniversary. We've been married 8 years, that's 2,920 days (plus a few more for leap years along the way), so I find it odd that the husband and I had the following conversation the other night...
"I hope your anniversary gift arrives on time; I'm pretty excited about it" - me
"Oh, are we doing gifts this year? We hadn't discussed giving gifts" - him
So I turned to him and said, " Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Meghan, your wife."
Me, not give a gift, come on now!